Fun Factory Little Paul Vibrator Review

Fun Factory Little Paul

I’ve always thought the Fun Factory Paul/Paulina line was super cute, with the caterpillar shaped toy shaft, so when I saw the cute mini version of the popular vibe, the Fun Factory Little Paul, I definitely wanted to try it out. Fun Factory, the German based sex toy company, is known for making bright candy colored toys in unique shapes that more often than not have detailed bug faces. Sounds funny right? Totally cute! Fun Factory Little Paul comes in Candy Rose color and Pool Blue color, I got this toy in blue but the color has recently been discontinued, so it’s available in Candy Rose from now on. This toy is so much cuter in person than I thought it was going to be. It’s truly a “little” version of the FF best seller Patchy Paul. This vibe is only 5.5 inches in length with a little over 4 inches being insert-able, with just over 1 inch in diameter. It’s made of soft smooth silicone and is firm yet pliable like most Fun Factory silicone toys. It requires 3 AAA batteries, which are not included, but the toy does include a sample packet of Fun Factory’s water-based lubricant Toyfluid. Since the body of the Fun Factory Little Paul vibrator is made of silicone be sure to use this toy only with water-based lubes. This toy can be cleaned with anti-bacterial soap and water, toy cleanser, or toy wipes. This toy is waterproof! So it’s totally cool to use this vibe in the shower or bath.

Fun Factory Little Paul

The shaft of the toy is slightly ribbed with caterpillar like ribs, with the shaft being slightly thicker and then thinning a little as it goes up, and then getting thicker against the the [...]

Divine Inspiration Review

Divine Inspiration Pink

Divine Inspiration Pink

Well I’m sure that Divine would have been divine had she worked.

Yep. First time I’ve ever been given a toy to review and it just didn’t work. OK the Astrea II Vibrating Thong Panties didn’t work for me either. But it was their design flaw not a manufacturing flaw. I mean that the toy itself wouldn’t turn on. Let alone turn me on. Curly by the way. Yes I went ahead and gave her a name, even if I never got to find out if she did indeed curl-my-toes.. I liked the idea. A soft vibrator, that also rotated around, sounded like a Divine idea. The fact that she was pink was a plus in my book.  

Cal Exotic did do a few things right also in my book. 1st was the peep window. Yeah, a peep at what the toy actually looks like. Not just the photo on the side of the box – or wrapped in some hard plastic shell casing. The front of the box opens up and let’s you ‘peep’ inside at her.  

Instructions. Yes there was a single page of instructions in Curly’s box. Half of them being on how to insert the batteries correctly. And before you ask: Yes I read them, and then re-read them, to make sure that the reason for Curly’s lack of performance had nothing to do with me and my battery-inserting abilities. I even tried them backwards, and a 2nd set of them.

If you are wondering: how does Cella know this much? Well I did what I could to review her. I did try and play around with her. But she really laid there like, a very limp uninteresting date. Curly looks well, curly. [...]

Luxe Rejuvenate gets a Second Opinion

Lux Rejuvenate | by Cal Exotics

The Luxe Rejuvenate | by Cal Exotics arrived in a standard see through acetate packaging. My first impression was that this is probably just an average, run of the mill, inexpensive toy. Although the shape of what was inside had me thinking to myself… hmmmm this could be interesting. I found myself trying to look past the packaging to figure out what exactly I was looking at. In this case the clear packaging was a positive thing because it allowed me to see into the package and get a good look at the toys shape. This toy was not packaged as higher end toys tend to be, but never the less the clear packaging had me wondering ‘what exactly am I in for???’

So of course it needed to be out the package as soon as humanly possible so that I could get a good look at what the actual shape of the toy is. After taking it out of the package and holding it in my hand for a few minutes I determined the shape is somewhere between the shape of a comma and half of the ying /yang symbol. The size of the Luxe is designed to fit into your hand, more like an accessory instead of an extension… becoming part of the hand itself … the fit is from palm to finger tip, not across the palm as many toys are designed … it fits in your hand almost like a computer mouse.

Installing the batteries for the first time was a bit of a challenge, only because it was a little unclear which way to slide the battery cover to get it open. Being brand new and waterproof, the cover was a bit ‘stuck’. Once I got the cover [...]

Luxe Rejuvenate Vibrator Review

 

Which Color 'Fits You'

Smooth. Satin smooth. Close shave smooth. Like a baby’s powdered butt smooth. But don’t let the texture fool you. It’ll make your toes curl in. So it seems that Cal Exotics has come out with the Luxe Rejuvenate, and it does do that. Rejuvenate you, so to speak. At the very least, Lulu leaves you wanting your honey to come and play with you. Yes Lulu. Didn’t you know that I name all of my toys?

So let’s start at the beginning. The packaging is generic, hard plastic. Thankfully the toy isn’t. There’s some basic information about where it was made and it’s manufacturer. Other than that, not too much. The advertisement on the box is geared to someone buying a quick toy, who doesn’t know much about what’s out there. The things touted on box are about how quiet it is, the EZ on / off button, led lighted buttons, and that’s its luxurious and discreet. Oh and don’t forget waterproof.

Unless you knew that most ‘massagers’ were indeed sexual toys, you wouldn’t know to use this one in places other than the kink in your neck. I did try it on my neck though. Just for shits and giggles. I happened to have had a kink in my neck from writing, and it didn’t do a half bad job. Although for the record my personal massage therapist does a better job. Whether or not she could help me achieve a nice long pleasurable evening when BigBear’s not around, well, we’ll just leave that up to Lulu.

Are their claims true? I guess if you are going to write something on a box to get people to buy your product it should be true. Especially since there is no other information [...]

Lelo Mia so Portable

Lelo Mia

New toy. New toy. New toy. Ekkkkk. And yes, she’s pink. I have quite the growing collection of pink things in my toy box now. Someone once told me that you can never have too many sex toys. I mean a girl’s gotta have variety Or was it shoes. Maybe it was handbags. Hmmm, can’t remember. But since I own only 2 purses and maybe 9 pairs of shoes, if you count the 3 pairs of ‘playtime’ shoes, Bear can’t be all that upset with me right? I guess I’m meant to have a large collection of toys.

Mia is made by Lelo. She is another one of their pleasure objects. I like how that sounds, pleasure object. Instead of being the object for a man’s pleasure, I get to be pleasured by an object. Turn about being fair play and all. She is a unique pleasure object though. She has a unique way of re-charging her batteries, between the moments of recharging mine. She plugs into my computer.

I mean can you find the ‘sex toy’ in this photo? *giggle*

This makes her a discreet toy. You would never know that Mia is a pleasure object seeing her, sitting quietly in the USB port, of any standard computer. She is not much longer than most of the flash drive discs. I brought Mia to work. I know, I know, I know, very dangerous. Good lord what would people say, right? But nobody – nobody at all – not even my boss – noticed Mia, as being different or odd.

If you are worried about someone noticing Mia as not a normal device that would be sticking out of your computer, Lelo does provide a short cord to play ‘go [...]

Hitachi Magic Wand Review

OMG !!! Have I found the toy for me!!!!!!! My wonderful friend at Discrete Sensations has just made my life so so so much better!!!! I have found the toy that could replace my husband if I wanted to. Lol!!! The Hitachi  Magic Wand .. Now ladies I have been talking about power for months now and power is what I have. Now when I first opened this product I was not so sure about it. The head is huge and the wand end is long for a toy, but I could really care less now, I am in love!!!! I hate that you have to plug it in, and the cord is not very long, I use an extension cord. The power, oh the power, makes up for everything that is or could be wrong with this toy.

When I opened the box I was so excited. I have heard so much about this product and my friends at Discrete Sensations really wanted me to know what the Hitachi Magic Wand was all about. My hubby was excited that I might have found the one Vibrator that could give him a break once in a while. Well I can say that it has made me want it more. The orgasm that I have while using this product is AMAZING!!!! Like I said I could replace my hubby!!!! Lol, Jk!!!

The Hitachi Magic Wand is easy to use with a partner to. Just remember that the head is bigger, you and your partner are going to have to make an adjustment here and there. But let me just tell you try Doggie style. I am a huge fan and just the feeling of my hubby behind me and the Hitachi Magic Wand stimulating me is wonderful!!!

The Hitachi Magic Wand [...]

Vibrating Silicone Prostate Stimulator Review

Men are you ready for the best orgasm? I have the device for you, the Vibrating Prostate Stimulator is just the thing that you need.   My hubby and I have tried many different things in our time being married but we have never tried his back door. Our friends at pipedreams wanted to change that so they sent us this product. Now it took a lot of convincing but I finally talked my hubby into trying this and well he did not love it, but he did not hate it ether. It probably helped that we had been drinking. The prostate stimulator is made so that males can discover their p-spot and experience an orgasm like none before. If you are just starting out exploring the world of prostate stimulation this is a wonderful product to start with.

The piece is firm enough but yet still flexible so that you can maneuver.  The prostate stimulator also has a curved vibrating tip for perineum stimulation and the maximum prostate contact. This product has a nice range of vibrations, you can start it off nice and slow and gradually increase the speed according to the pleasure that you wish to experience. There is a ribbed spot on the product that is there to add to the pleasure experience during the insertion and removal. Anyone using this product should use lube and if you are looking for a really wild time use lots.

This is another one of those products that you should ether keep in the package that it comes in or you should place it into a bag so that it helps keep the lint off. Clean up is very easy and very important. You should always keep your toys clean even more so the one that [...]

Remote Control Waterproof Vibe set Review

Wow there is a lot of toys in the one box so lets just get started. I hope that everyone is up for some wireless fun with a hands free strap-on with the Remote Control Waterproof Vibe Set. Well let me just say that we were trying to use this while and after playing the X rated Beer pong, not the best idea I have ever had. Its a little awkward to put on and use. I am not a huge fan of the plastic its a little hard, but once you get it going you kinda get used to it. Not recommended using without any lube, so its a good thing that the set comes with some.

Now for the Rabbit vibe. You use the remote control to rotate the head of the rabbit. The remote also works the vibrating function of the rabbit. Its nice that your lover can control, but thats not really for me. I like some control to my orgasm. Its a nice vibrator but like I have said many times before I love power and there is just not enough power it this piece.

Now moving on to the mini-vibe.The best the is that each piece is controlled from the same remote, independently or simultaneously to satisfy one or several partners at once. They all have ten pulse patterns, so you can pick the one that you like best. There is also the magic bullet with is smaller and fatter.

If you are looking for the best bang for your money this is a good thing to get. You are getting several things for one price. I cant say that it is awful but i also cant say that it is wonderful ether. I hate that I am such a power person, but I am [...]


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