Pleasurists Edition 145

Dream by 0tr0zk0r4z0n3z

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Blogiversary Giveaway Deadline: August 31st. Shunga Giveaway: Garden of Edo Organic Collection Deadline: August 31st. Mia Giveaway Deadline: September 1st. $25 EdenFantasys Gift Card Giveaway Deadline: September 1st @ 11:59pm Pacific. $50 EdenFantasys Gift Card Giveaway Deadline: September 6th. Pleasure My Spot Gift Card Giveaway Deadline: September 10th @ 11:59pm Eastern. Win an Autographed Copy of “Slave to Love”! Deadline: September 13th @ Noon.

Editor’s Pick

Fresh Beaded Nipple Huggers by CLP

Since there is no tension, they just fall right off every time I lean forward or shake too hard. They don’t ‘hug’ the nipple, but instead balance like paperclips on a pencil eraser–which is every bit as unsexy as it sounds. I did try to tighten the loop a bit, but the metal was pretty stubborn and did not budge enough for me to bend to size. I stopped just short of breaking them.

Note: It’s not the I love negative reviews, but often bad products lead to good writing and fun ways to say “it sucks.” Accompanying this review are some gorgeous pictures, it’s unfortunate they look far better than they work or actually are.

Editor Scarlet Lotus

This week’s reviews:

Vibrators

Fun Factory Little Paul by Amber Gossip Ring by . . . → Read More: Pleasurists Edition 145

Magnetic Power Cock Ring Review

Magnetic Power Dual Ring

Who are Cock Rings For?

Magnetic Power Dual Ring

Cock Rings … are they for her or him … are they for both? Depending on your personal interpretation of what a Cock Ring is and what it should do can greatly influence how you answer that. Cal Exotics decided not to take a chance on what you may answer and make a cock ring that is for Him, Her and Both.

The Magnetic Power Ring Dual starts with the basic concept all Cock Rings have, reduce the flow of blood leaving the penis, enhancing the hardness and fullness that is normally achieved. From there they add a second oval shaped ring that wraps around the testicles making your balls much more sensitive to touch (oh that’s nice). If that was all the Power Ring had going for it then it would get lost in the 1000′s of rings out there but as the name says there is ‘Power’. The Rings are connected together via a 3 speed vibrating bullet that has plenty of ‘Power’ and of course is waterproof for go anywhere fun. They topped this already great package off with Magnets, two for the cock ring and one for the ball ring.

Now that you have the whole picture, let’s break it down. The Cock ring has a 3/4 inch inside diameter with a 3/8 inch thick diameter ring. The ring is made of TRP (thermoplastic rubber) which is extremely stretchy so have no worries of getting it on. With the 3/8 inch ring thickness there is no ‘digging in’ sensations as you cock grows hard and stays hard.

The ball ring is 3/4 inch tall and 1 1/2 inches wide with the same 3/8 inch thick TRP ring. While the ring size may . . . → Read More: Magnetic Power Cock Ring Review

Pleasurists Edition 143

Narcissus by JogiART

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. If you like what you see and want more of it be sure to follow our RSS Feed and Twitter.

Did you miss Pleasurists 142? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists 144? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday August 21st @ 11:59pm Pacific.

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Giveaway in Celebration of 25 Blog Followers Deadline: August 17th @ Midnight Central. Laid Cock Ring Giveaway! Deadline: August 22nd. Shunga Giveaway: Garden of Edo Organic Collection Deadline: August 31st. Mia Giveaway Deadline: September 1st. $50 EdenFantasys Gift Card Giveaway Deadline: September 6th. Pleasure My Spot Gift Card Giveaway Deadline: September 10th @ 11:59pm Eastern.

Editor Scarlet Lotus

On to the reviews…

Vibrators

Evolved Serenity by padme amidala Hitachi Magic Wand by Nymphomaniac Ness Ophoria A-Vibe by Lucid Obsession Rock Chick by Bzzingbee Rock Chick by DIY Orgasms Papaya Candy Stick by Teagan Shepard Sqweel by Little Miss Naughtygirl Vibratex Mystic Wands Comparison by Dangerous Lilly Vibe Therapy Serenity by DIY Orgasms Silicone Starlight by Teagan Shepard Royal Inked by Mistress Kay Fukuoku 9000 by Kisses and Kinks Fukuoku 9000 by Naughty Snow White Zen Calm by Sammi Touche Harlequin by Teagan Shepard I Rub My Devil Duckie by DIY Orgasms

Dildos

Golden Curved Love Wand by Lucid Obsession SinFive Burgono by Mistress Kay Glow Stick by Nymphomaniac Ness Glass Wand by Little Miss Naughtygirl Icicles No. 2 by Teagan Shepard Little Su by Bzzingbee Wet for Her Two by True Pleasures David the Werewolf by Bzzingbee Captain by HotMoviesForHer Sex Toy Crew Tantus . . . → Read More: Pleasurists Edition 143

Fun Factory Little Paul Vibrator Review

Little Paul in Blue

Fun Factory Little Paul

I’ve always thought the Fun Factory Paul/Paulina line was super cute, with the caterpillar shaped toy shaft, so when I saw the cute mini version of the popular vibe, the Fun Factory Little Paul, I definitely wanted to try it out. Fun Factory, the German based sex toy company, is known for making bright candy colored toys in unique shapes that more often than not have detailed bug faces. Sounds funny right? Totally cute! Fun Factory Little Paul comes in Candy Rose color and Pool Blue color, I got this toy in blue but the color has recently been discontinued, so it’s available in Candy Rose from now on. This toy is so much cuter in person than I thought it was going to be. It’s truly a “little” version of the FF best seller Patchy Paul. This vibe is only 5.5 inches in length with a little over 4 inches being insert-able, with just over 1 inch in diameter. It’s made of soft smooth silicone and is firm yet pliable like most Fun Factory silicone toys. It requires 3 AAA batteries, which are not included, but the toy does include a sample packet of Fun Factory’s water-based lubricant Toyfluid. Since the body of the Fun Factory Little Paul vibrator is made of silicone be sure to use this toy only with water-based lubes. This toy can be cleaned with anti-bacterial soap and water, toy cleanser, or toy wipes. This toy is waterproof! So it’s totally cool to use this vibe in the shower or bath.

Fun Factory Little Paul

The shaft of the toy is slightly ribbed with caterpillar like ribs, with the shaft being slightly thicker and then thinning a little as it goes up, and then getting thicker against the the . . . → Read More: Fun Factory Little Paul Vibrator Review

Tantus Realdoe Strapless Strapon Review

Strapless Strapon

Tantus Realdoe Strapless Strapon

 

I’ve been following the Tantus line of strapless strapons for the past few years, they’ve gone from slim to even extra large, so when I saw the realistic looking Tantus Realdoe I instantly thought it was cool. First off, awesome name, Realdoe for the realistic looking dildo. This strapless strapon is made of quality platinum silicone, that is soft and silky to the touch but firm enough for thrusting. It’s waterproof, body-safe, can be boiled to fully sanitize it, and it can be worn with or without a harness. This dildo works awesome with all water-based lubricants, just be sure not to pair it with a silicone lube as that could damage the dildos texture. The dildo is solid, though at the base of the toy there is a small hole where you can insert a vibrating bullet (it’s included with the toy). The vibrations from the vibrating bullet can travel through the silicone body of the toy for stimulation of both partners. The shaft of the toy is realistic looking with a tapered cock head, and a slightly textured veined surface. The toy comes in a beige skintone color.

The bulbed end of the toy is meant to be inserted into the vagina (or anus) and the muscles inside of the pussy (or ass) will hold the toy in place. As the wearer thrusts into their partner’s pussy or ass, the bulb can internally stimulate the G-spot. A man can even wear this toy, and insert it anally to double penetrate his female partner. This toy is most often used for female to female sex, or female to male. This toy is great for pegging, or strapon sex in the ass or vagina. Once the bulb is inserted, the shaft of the toy . . . → Read More: Tantus Realdoe Strapless Strapon Review

Kama Sutra Massage Therapy Kit Review

Massage Therapy Kit

 

Kama Sutra Massage Therapy Kit

I like touch. I love to be touched and to touch in return. Massage is one of my favorite things to do as part of my bedroom time with BigBear. I asked Discrete Sensations to send me something for this and they sent me the KamaSutra of Massage oils. Five (5) bottles of varying scents depending on your mood. BigBear couldn’t decide which mood he was in, so my body became a mirage of his moods.

The whole package comes in a very thick plastic bag. I’m sure to guard against oils leaking onto that, which shouldn’t be greased up. Each bottle inside was sealed up good and tight too. Once opened though the caps to tend to pop open easily, with very little pressure. Good for when your hands are oiled up and you just need a little, drizzle more. Bad for keeping them from leaking. So making sure that you can store them up right. is important.

Not knowing if these oils would cause stains, we prepared by laying down a couple of layers of towels on the bed. I stripped. Then BigBear let my right thigh become Serenity. We both noticed the smell of lavender the strongest of the ingredients listed. I would like to say that I felt serene, but being honest. BigBear was touching me. I was not serene. *grin*

My left leg was soaked in Pleasure Garden. It was very pleasurable to be touched all over by BigBear. There is a strong smell of sandalwood with the rose. He put the Healing Blend on my butt and hips. I had been a bit sore in my lower back and we thought to see if it would help. The smell of cloves and sage did feel heavenly, but . . . → Read More: Kama Sutra Massage Therapy Kit Review

Divine Inspiration Review

Divine Inspiration Pink

Divine Inspiration Pink

Well I’m sure that Divine would have been divine had she worked.

Yep. First time I’ve ever been given a toy to review and it just didn’t work. OK the Astrea II Vibrating Thong Panties didn’t work for me either. But it was their design flaw not a manufacturing flaw. I mean that the toy itself wouldn’t turn on. Let alone turn me on. Curly by the way. Yes I went ahead and gave her a name, even if I never got to find out if she did indeed curl-my-toes.. I liked the idea. A soft vibrator, that also rotated around, sounded like a Divine idea. The fact that she was pink was a plus in my book.

Cal Exotic did do a few things right also in my book. 1st was the peep window. Yeah, a peep at what the toy actually looks like. Not just the photo on the side of the box – or wrapped in some hard plastic shell casing. The front of the box opens up and let’s you ‘peep’ inside at her.

Instructions. Yes there was a single page of instructions in Curly’s box. Half of them being on how to insert the batteries correctly. And before you ask: Yes I read them, and then re-read them, to make sure that the reason for Curly’s lack of performance had nothing to do with me and my battery-inserting abilities. I even tried them backwards, and a 2nd set of them.

If you are wondering: how does Cella know this much? Well I did what I could to review her. I did try and play around with her. But she really laid there like, a very limp uninteresting date. Curly looks well, curly. . . . → Read More: Divine Inspiration Review