Sex Tarts Flovored Lube
At long last – a culinary delightful lube. Sex Tarts are tasty; and lubey, at the same time. Someone got it right, in our opinion. Now while we have only opened 2 of the 6 flavors sent to us; we are planning a ‘Cella buffet’ tomorrow. To test two things. I want to know if the lube will still be viable 24 hours from now even if we can’t close the bottle back up. Also, can Big Bear tell the difference between Strawberry and Cherry?
Starting with the packaging. Little, squirt bottle, rubbery things. Something that you can literally throw a few into your purse and head out for the night. They are NOT going to open up in your bag, pocket or cell phone case. The seal on the ends is really strong. Actually it was hard to get into them. It took quite a bit of twisting to open them up.
Warning: Do not place packaging directly into contact with your tender bits. Apply to finger, then apply to tender bits. Like I said, the seal is hard. Very hard rubbery plastic and tender bits = boo boos. As I learned, I ended up with a few small cuts from the packaging on my tender bits. So unless you are going to dollop onto say your thigh, or nipple, apply with soft finger, and not directly from the squirt bottle.
As a lube – its thick. Thicker than I can tell from any of the other ones we’ve tried. It reminds me of a lotion almost. It doesn’t last long as a lube – but for us that is not an issue. It only made it about 4 – 5 minutes before becoming overly sticky and gummy. No more ease of movement at that point. It left a white icky looking residue on my thigh. It is easy to clean up though, a simple wet cloth and it was gone. Although Big Bear helped with his tongue. lol So its more of a ‘food lube’ for fun oral pleasuring of your partner than an intimacy lubricant.
We tried the Electric Lemonade and the Strawberry Punch. BigBear wasn’t looking forward to this, see previous flavored lube trials and mishaps. But he is such a great guy for putting up with me. He squinted and stuck his tongue out and let it run up over my pussy. Then he went back for seconds. He licked and licked, while I squirmed and squirmed, until it was all gone. I leaned back and looked down at him. “Well?”
BigBear: “Actually not bad at all.”
Me: “Really?”
BigBear: “Yeah. Wanna put more on?”
Me: “Yes!”
Ok: small break for tomorrow night. heheeehe
We’re back.
And with a belly full of lube. Tasty lube actually. There was the left thigh. Right thigh. Belly. Right boobie. Or as the manufacturer’s called them, Cherry Pop, Tangy Tangerine, Watermelon Punch, and Green Apple. All of them tasting pretty good. Each of them tasting more like a fruity candy rather than a lube, with exception to the Tangerine, which had the most glycerin like taste to it. We decided probably because of the citrus like quality that they are looking for – which is hard to get and mask the lube part, at the same time. So Tangerine ends up at the bottom of both of our lists of favorites.
Big Bear’s favorite is the Strawberry, which he says taste exactly like a jelly donut. I tried it, I think it just tastes like a strawberry topping on cheesecake. Small difference of opinion that we are willing to agree, to disagree on. I propped up the little bottle in an old candle holder last night. It was still viable as a lube and still tasty. You should have seen my left nipple when he was done. *giggle*
My favorite is a toss up between the Watermelon and the Cherry. They matched the flavor of a cherry lifesaver, which is my 2nd favorite hard candy to suck on. Bet you can’t guess which is my first. *wink*
Ok, I’m off to get some more ‘jelly donut’ for my donut-eating bear. LOL
Take a look at the entire line of Sex Tarts Flavored Lubes at Discrete-Sensations.com
