Vibrating Thong Panties
I like it when Discrete-Sensations surprises me. I get to learn new things. And learning is sooo much fun.
Vibrating Thong Panties. Hmmm Well there’s a thought I hadn’t thought of before. I mean I have heard of vibrating your kitty with a remote controlled toy before. But never thought to just slipping it inside of your panties. How much fun could that be for just getting your little pink bits all warm and ready while at the in-laws for Sunday night dinner? Not deep inside you where you might have an orgasm in the middle of the movie. But just outside your kitty? Oh the things that the toy people think up. I would make a lousy adult toy creator. No imagination.
The packaging is nice – and I like how the company, headed up by a real sex therapist doctor. Real, because I saw her and her sister on Oprah once. They give you quite a lot of information on the box. It helps you make your decision a little easier if you ask me. I’m all about informing and educating: knowledge is power, after all. They didn’t do to well on their ‘diagramming’, unless it was about how to work the batteries. I will give them brownies points for being one of the few companies at least trying to give their consumers some knowledge.
Ok -for a company that claims: “to have helped thousands of women”, they obviously weren’t looking at their body size, while doing the helping. I don’t know about you, but the 1 size I see the most on the ‘clearance racks’ is the small size. The average size is the large size. I’m an average woman. If you are going to advertise to the average woman, you should include a pair of panties that fits the average woman. Unless the Berman people were just trying to keep their costs down in the amount of lace they would need to use to construct the thong. Or only catering a select group of women; by only including a thong meant to fit a woman who’s never born children. They might try making several sizes – because the 1 size fits all, doesn’t work for the 1 size that they choose.
Well, what’s a gal to do when the panties don’t fit? Take the vibrator out and put them into a pair of panties that do fit. Her own, correctly fitting, very arousing pair of cotton lace boy shorts. Most women’s underwear is constructed with a small cotton panel sewn in the crotch. And I found out that several pairs of my undies only have 3 sides sewn up. *giggle*
Now one draw back to doing it this way, is that the vibrator may not stay in place. It will shift around as you are moving and sitting and standing and well, wiggling from the excitement. If you own a needle and thread, you can help it to stay more up front, by putting a few stitches into the lining to help if from sliding down, and towards your back door. But now you’re having to alter your own clothing to really enjoy the benefits. Which may not be what you’re looking for.
One thing I did try this morning before we left for work was the idea of just using the vibrator up inside of my kitty. Since the thong wasn’t going to fit properly and I hadn’t gotten to the ‘try it in different pair of panties’ idea yet. AND… I really do like to make sure that I give each toy my full effort. Great idea at the time. It buzzed well enough. But then I realized that I had no little cord to get it out. Opps.
Bear was such a sweet guy for helping me to fish it out. Bears do know how to fish really well it seems. LOL
Cella has branched out and is trying new things. Toy testing in public! Ok, semi-public.
It was one of those opportunities I couldn’t pass up. The timing of trying this toy was perfect. I happened to have a fairly empty office today and Big Bear is doing some work out in another part of the building. If you want to try it in public, which I think is the greatest advantage to a toy like this one – then you really ought to test it in public. Ok maybe not completely public, like trying this while shopping down at the Target. But pretty daring for me.
So I’m sitting here at my desk with a vibrator between my thighs. I’m being teased from at least 50 feet away. It has incredible range. More so than what they say on the box. Oh you could definitely thrill your partner at a boring company dinner from across the banquet hall with this toy.
Big Bear and I liked that there is a simple ON/OFF button. No having to fool around with going through a whole bunch of settings to get it to turn off. No having to remember how far up into the scale of things did he go, to bring her all of the way back down. It is a simple buzzing. Nothing fancy. No hard then fast. Or up then down. Or bouncy then calm. Just a quiet little buzzing. Although if you wanted variety in your buzzing, then you’re out of luck.
I don’t know that I could get my body to actually orgasm with the toy. I mean I was at work. There’s only so much I’m willing to risk for a toy review. Humiliation from my peers isn’t one of them. But I could so see this being something that Big Bear and I take with us on a date night. It would definitely spice up the Minestrone down at the Olive Garden.
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