Facebook Event … Means Free stuff from Cal Exotics

Have you been to our Facebook Page?

http://www.facebook.com/discretesensations

Well we are having an event … it you attend, you will get your name put in for our drawings … we will have random drawings to give away some Cal Exotics Toys on June 1st

We are making this contest easy … All you have to do is go to the Event page (http://www.facebook.com/events/359970964052898/) and click the join / attend button …

We will start posting images of the items we are going to give away Beginning May 26th.

See you there ;)

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Pleasurists Edition 176 | Discrete-Sensations.com

Image courtesy of A Couple of Wankers*

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product contests, giveways, and sex toy reviews that came out approximately between April 23rd and May 13th. If you like what you see consider following the RSS Feed and Twitter for updates on further editions.

Did you miss edition 175? Read it all here. Do you have a review for edition 177? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday May 20th @ 11:59pm Pacific Time. Edition 177 will be out Tuesday May 22nd.

*Pleasurists also accepts photo submissions for the art at the top of editions! For more information click here.

Giveaways & Contests:

Editor:

Scarlet Lotus

Adult Product Reviews:

Vibrators

Dildos

Anal Toys

Sleeves, Rings, & etc.

Harnesses

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

BDSM/Fetish

Adult Books & Games

Adult DVDs & Porn

Lingerie

Miscellaneous

Pleasurists adult product review round-up

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Pleasurists Edition 175 | Discrete-Sensations.com


Image courtesy of Blacksilk*

Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. If you like what you see and want more of it be sure to follow the RSS Feed and Twitter for updates.

Did you miss Pleasurists 174? Read it all here. Do you have a review for Pleasurists 177? Be sure to read the submission guidelines and then use the submission form to submit before Sunday May 20th @ 11:59pm Pacific Time.

*Pleasurists now accepts photo submissions for the art at the top of editions! For more information click here.

Want a shiny new toy? All you’ve got to do is enter.

Editor
Scarlet Lotus

On to the reviews:

Vibrators

Dildos

Anal Toys

Sleeves, Rings, & etc.

Harnesses

Lube, Massage Oil, Bath Stuff, & etc.

BDSM/Fetish

Adult Books & Games

Adult DVDs & Porn

Sex Furniture

Lingerie

Miscellaneous

Pleasurists adult product review round-up

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Travel Gripper B.J. and Pussy, from California Exotics

When FunWifey and I pulled the Travel Gripper B.J. and Pussy out of the box, I started looking for the instructions. FunWifey said “Um, do you REALLY need instructions? It has a hole in each end, and that’s where your penis goes.” Good point. The Travel Gripper is simple, yet very effective for its intended use. It is a nicely heavy and thick rubber (Made of Pure Skin®/TPR) toy with a hole on one end that represents a mouth and one on the other end that represents a pussy. But as simple as it appears, California Exotics has done a very nice job in terms of overall quality: it feels substantial, as the Pure Skin®/TPR used combines a weight that implies quality with a very velvety soft feeling on the inside that results in comfort and pleasure.  It’s not small enough to fit in your pocket (that’s a good thing!) but it is small enough to easily fit in a drawer or small travel bag.

Travel Gripper BJ and Pussy

Travel Gripper BJ and Pussy

In terms of actual usage, well, it is tight. Tight enough that you will need a lubricant to be able to use it – I am only average size but I was unable to insert my penis into the toy until FunWifey brought me some lube. OK, I think we can actually agree that tight for a toy like the Travel Gripper B.J. and Pussy probably should go in the positives category! Just note that it really isn’t usable without some type of lubrication, so if you are actually traveling with this, as the name suggests, you need to make sure you bring along a good water based lubricant also (more on that later.) If that is a slight downside, it is more than made up for by how nice and tight it is once you’re inserted into it. Yet, as tight as it is, with just a little lube, it is extremely comfortable. There’s no worry about chafing or irritation; as noted above, there’s a nice, soft, almost silky feeling on the inside. And the “heavy” feel of the toy really contributes to “getting the job done.”

Travel Gripper BJ and Pussy

Travel Gripper BJ and Pussy

The only downsides that we see: one, while there is some molding on each end to represent a mouth on the one end and a pussy on the other, in practice I didn’t feel any difference at all. That’s not a bad thing; just don’t expect it to provide two different experiences. The other issue is a bit more problematic, though not fatal – since you essentially have a nice tight tunnel in the middle of a decent sized cylinder of Pure Skin®/TPR, it is not easy to thoroughly clean. And since you’ll have lube in there, along with some residual of your orgasm (though if you are average sized or above, your cum will likely be coming out of the hole on the other side, so be prepared for it to not capture everything!) you will need to wash it out when done. The best we could do was try to stretch the holes out a bit while running water through it, which seems to work OK, but you really need to use a water based lube with this or you will probably never get it cleaned out when done.

So in summary – it does what it does well, and it has a higher quality feel than you might expect for a toy like this.  No vibrations or mechanical action, but also it does not require batteries or an AC adapter and is completely silent, so it really does fit the “Travel” part of the Travel Gripper B.J. and Pussy name.  If this is the type of toy you’re looking for, you can’t go wrong, and the quality for the price is extremely good.

Build Quality:★★★★★★☆ 
Comfort:★★★★★★★ 
Clean-up:★★★☆☆☆☆ 
Portability:★★★★★★☆ 
Overall:★★★★★½☆ 
See all of Cal Exotics Gripper Series currently offered at Discrete Sensations … Gripper Masturbator

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Silicone Flexi Risque Ripples Anal Probe in Purple

The Silicone Flexi Risque Anal Probe comes in Black or Purple has 10 different vibration settings and is conveniently powered by 3 AAA batteries in a waterproof base. The flexibility comes from the Silicone that the probe end of the toy is made of. The base houses the 3 AA batteries and  is made of ABS coated with PU cote to give it that satin finish and feel. The battery cover is user friendly since Cal Exotics marked it well so you know which way to twist to get the cover off / on.

 

Silicone Flexi Risque Ripples Anal Probe in Purple

Silicone Flexi Risque Ripples Anal Probe in Purple

Being powered by 3 AAA gives this toy plenty of vibrating power. The vibration is concentrated in the tip but (pun intended) you can feel the vibration down the shaft just obviously no were near as strong. There are 10 functions of vibrations that include the normal low / high and 7 different patterns to switch between. As you can imagine these different patterns  are great for building up excitement for that full out high speed run that we all love just before orgasm. The placement of the switch is in the bottom center of the toy and even with slippery hands is easy to cycle through the patterns. A nice feature that this toy has is that to turn the toy off / on you hold the button for a few seconds, if you want to cycle through the patterns you give it a quick click. This is very convenient and easy.

 

Silicone Flexi Risque Ripples Anal Probe in Black

Silicone Flexi Risque Ripples Anal Probe in Black

The Flexibility of the probe is very nice, you never get that “hold on my body has to adjust to the toy” felling that can often come from an anal toy, especially one that is straight (not curved). Granted this is no large / long toy, yet it is large enough and flexible enough to be a pleasant experience.

Every toy has it’s down side, and so does the Flexi Risque, because of the width of the base (battery compartment) and the placement of the bulbous part of the probe being so close to the base, this toy is not going to be one that will stay in ‘place’ on its own. This by no means is a deal breaker for this toy, however if you are thinking that it will stay put all on its own, you may be disappointed. If you notice through the review I have called this toy a probe and not a plug, so in the defined sense of a probe this toy functions very well, if you look at its shape and think you are getting a plug, you will be most likely disappointed.

Silicone Flexi Risque Ripples Anal Probe in Purple

Clean up is always a thought for me when using toys, and fully waterproof toys quickly move to the top for that reason alone.  The Flexi Risque is waterproof and cleans up easily in my book. It can be easily tossed in the sink with the water running and cleaned with anti-bacterial soap, and was. After which I shook of the water flipped it over twisted off the battery cover and took a look … DRY …  very good. Placed the cover back on gave it the normal spritz with Toy Cleaner and was thinking about the next time it will be used.

Vibration:★★★★★★☆ 
Texture:★★★★★★★ 
Flex:★★★★★☆☆ 
Clean-up:★★★★★★☆ 
Overall:★★★★★½☆ 

 

Add the Silicone Flexi Risque Ripples Anal Probe in Black to my Sex Toy Shopping Cart:

 

Add the Silicone Flexi Risque Ripples Anal Probe in Purple to my Sex Toy Shopping Cart:

 

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Doc Johnson Care & Maintenance tips!

Hey everyone! Look at what Erica from Doc Johnson put together for you!

Many of you love Doc Johnson products, but are unsure about how to keep them in prime condition. With all the conflicting information online and in magazines about proper toy maintenance, we can understand the confusion. Here’s a short guide to keeping your Doc Johnson products looking and feeling the best!

Silicone

Whether your toy is a dildo, masturbator, or other device, Silicone is the easiest material to clean because it is nonporous and already so hygienic. You can take several routes with this one– either wash the toy with warm water and soap, boil it for 3 minutes in water, spray it with a 10% bleach solution, or simply pop it into the top-rack of a dishwasher and run it as usual!

UR3

Ultra-Realistic 3.0, or UR3, is the 3rd generation of our best-selling Ultra-Realistic family of products. It is by far the most lifelike material in the industry. To keep these guys in top working shape, wash your toy with mild soap and warm water, then pat it dry. Allow it to completely dry before storage. UR3 is porous and must be stored dusted in talc powder or conrstarch—and do not store them near other materials, as this might eventually cause a reaction that breaks down the product. We suggest our UR3 Refresh Powder, which you can view on our website here: http://www.docjohnson.com/index.php/new-products/ur3-refresh-powder.html or purchase here: http://www.discrete-sensations.com/ur3-refresh-powder-p-30834.html

If you follow these directions, your UR3 toy will remain your best friend for years to come. Use only with water-based lubricants.

Lubes/Lotions

These are fairly simple to maintain—simply store your lubes and lotions upright in a cool dry place. Don’t forget to check the expiration date, if applicable!

PVC/ABS/R5

Whether in the form of a vibrator, dildo, or plug, you can clean your PVC, ABS, and R5 (another Doc-Johnson-coined term to mean our fifth generation of “Realistic”) toys with Doc Johnson Antibacterial Toy Cleaner, or with warm water and antibacterial soap. Dry thoroughly before storing, and if the toy isn’t waterproof, do not submerse it in water! As with our UR3 toys, do not store your PVC, ABS, or R5 toys directly next to any other materials, as this might eventually cause a material reaction.

Doc Johnson products are built to last, as long as you care for them properly. We hope you find this guide handy!

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His Miracle Massager Stroker Kit Review

His Miracle Massager Stroker Kit” From California Exotics, this toy looks like some women’s wand style vibrators, with two speeds, AC powered, and the vibration coming via a knob at the end of the handle. What makes this one a toy for the man is a sleeve with ribs on the inside, which attaches to that knob and conveys the vibrations (there aren’t any “strokes” in spite of the name) to his cock. We’re a couple who has experimented with just about every kind of sex toy out there, but we’ve never played with a men’s toy like the “His Miracle Massager Stroker Kit” and to be honest, we were skeptical when we looked at the big rubber sleeve and the wand. However, an hour after we pulled it out of the box and started playing with it, we both had huge silly grins on our faces!

His Miracle Massager Stroker Kit

His Miracle Massager Stroker Kit

Over many long and happy years together we have purchased enough sex toys to fill a small suitcase (in fact, that’s where we keep them!) But almost every one of them are for the Wifey (well, OK, you can say they are for Hubby too, since he enjoys the results.) We have a plethora of vibrators, from the old fashioned penis shaped ones to the Rabbit style to the Hitachi Magic Wand to a Sybian. Once in a while Wifey will briefly use one of these on Hubby’s cock as a little tease, but by and large we use them to make Wifey tingle and moan. So when we pulled the His Miracle Massager Stroker Kit out of the box and saw the big rubber sleeve we have to admit that we looked at each other and just kind of giggled. It looks like a lot of other wand style vibrators, a nice slim dark gray handle with a relatively light weight, while still feeling solid. Out of the box it has a rubber knob over the vibrating nubbin on the end, and it also has the round “ball” style vibrator on the end. So, we started playing around, and used the smaller rubber knob and the ball on the vibrator on Wifey, and, even though it only has two speeds, those were enough to have a really good time and give Wifey a very nice orgasm.  She felt like the vibration type and speed were comparable to other similar type wand vibrators, which was a good thing. From a noise point of view, it sounds like a well-made vibrator – not quiet enough to use in a movie theater (but since it is AC and not batteries, you wouldn’t do that anyway) but not so loud as to make people on the floor below yours wonder what’s going on.

His Miracle Massager Stroker Kit

At this point Wifey said, “OK, this is the HIS Miracle Massage Stroker Kit,” so we pulled off the smaller rubber knob and put the cock sleeve on the vibrator. While the sleeve looks pretty large, the ribs on the inside make it fit pretty snugly. Hubby has an average sized cock, and he was pretty hard at this point, so a little lube made sliding it on him easier. We’re guessing it might be pretty tight if you have a huge cock (poor thing! LOL!) but the rubber feels flexible enough that it would probably accommodate you. After it was on, Wifey turned on the vibrations, which elicited a very quick involuntary moan from Hubby. The sleeve provides a nice, snug but not too tight, feeling of “enclosure.” After a few minutes, Wifey turned it to its higher setting, and it was only about a minute later that Hubby exploded into the sleeve. Now, Hubby is no longer in his 20s, so something that gets him off that quickly, even with him trying to hold back, is pretty impressive! It was tight enough to provide a very nice and satisfying orgasm, but if we wanted more of a “squeeze factor” the rubber is flexible enough extra manual pressure could have been applied; it just wasn’t needed. Again, in spite of the name, the His Miracle Massager Stroker Kit doesn’t stroke; it’s all vibration. But the design of the sleeve, with the ribs and the material being just flexible enough to be comfortable while still being rigid enough to give a tight fit all the way up and down, conveys the vibrations surprisingly evenly over the entire sleeve.  It is also very easy to clean: just rinse the sleeve in hot water and everything cleans up no problem.

His Miracle Massager Stroker Kit

California Exotics

After Hubby relaxed, we looked at each other, grinning like the two silly lovers we are. The “His Miracle Massager Stroker Kit” is one of those rare toys that is equally able to give both him AND her a nice orgasm. We’ve always kidded about the Hitachi Magic Wand being “cheating” because Hubby can pull it out and bring Wifey to orgasm within a minute with it; Wifey now thinks she has found a similar cheat toy for Hubby. In the several times we’ve used it on him, Hubby has had to beg Wifey to turn it off or else he cums too quickly! Its small size and versatility (good for both of us!) make it an automatic choice for our travel bag. Two big thumbs up from this Fun Couple!

 

Packaging:★★★★★☆☆ 
Instructions:★★★★★☆☆ 
Parts Included:★★★★★★★ 
Build Quality:★★★★★★☆ 
Comfort:★★★★★★☆ 
Clean-up:★★★★★★★ 
Versatility:★★★★★★★ 
Overall:★★★★★★☆ 

 

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Fuck Me Silly mega masturbators in Water

The Fuck Me Silly mega masturbators are arguably Pipedream most asked about line of products. One of the questions we get all the time is “can I use this one in the bathtub or pool?”

Some of the mega masturbators are completely sealed and encased in Fanta Flesh (TPR), while others have an air hole in order for air to escape during use so that it doesn’t pop.

Because of the large size of a couple of the mega masturbators it was impossible to make them completely sealed or made of solid rubber. Many feature a foam core so they are light enough for a person to move around during intimate play.

Here is a listing of the water-safe Fuck Me Silly mega masturbators, as well as those that are NOT intended to be submerged in water.

Water Safe Mega Masturbators

WATER SAFE:

Fuck Me Silly 2

Fuck My Big Fat Titties

Fuck My Face

Fuck Me Silly DUDE!

Fuck My Tight Ass

 

 

 

Do not submerge these in water & use caution when cleaning.

NOT WATER SAFE (do not submerge in water):

Fuck Me Silly 1

Fuck Me Silly 3

Mega Fuck Slut

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